We’re not fancy folk here in Hillam, we don’t go for fancy cars or your Lady Gaga’s or your crystal champaign and international drug smuggling. We don have time for your MTV and your CCTV and your Ant and Dec. We’re to busy for all this ‘Just Stain Beaver’ or whatever it is and ‘Glum Disection’ you can keep that thank you very much. We’re good for it.

We like what we know. Like the tree on the edge of the cricket pitch. We know about that tree, and we like it. It’s a good tree.

And Christmas lights. We like christmas lights.


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